Santorum dropped out, somebody get a towel

"This is my sad day sweater vest."
That might be the last Santorum joke I get to make. Sad.
Former Senator from Pennsylvania Rick Santorum has suspended his campaign to win the Republican nomination for president after a weekend of “prayer and thought.” Glad to see he’s mixing something new in to the routine. While Ron Paul and Newt Gingrich are still technically in the race, this clears the way for Mitt Romney to become his party’s nominee.
If you’re keeping score at home, all three candidates who claimed that God told them to run for president have now dropped out of the race.


